SUMMARY BY WEST COAST SLIPPERS (ghostwritten by East Coast Slippers): West Coast has some ideas about how everything would be just ducky if the United States just stayed home more often and let the rest of the crazy world do its thing without us. East Coast is basically neutral on the topic at first but he becomes agitated when he considers that we both import and export petroleum products on a daily basis. At one point the discussion turns to crime statistics and East Coast makes passing mention of research that links drops in the crime rate to the removal of lead from gasoline, you can check out some of that work here.